Category: Fiction
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The asshole
Yahweh leaned back in his chair and stole a quick glance out the window. Mondays were murder in Heaven. Such a workload! Sometimes he regretted inventing weekends — sure, they’re great but it just makes getting back to work all the more annoying. He watched as people mingled with angels on the gold-gilded main boulevard, 257 floors below his…
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The theory
Dave was so thrilled the day his book finally got listed on Amazon. “Dave’s Theory of Everything” had been years in the making. His radical new model of how the universe works would be a game-changer for all of humanity; of that Dave was sure. He had patiently recorded every detail of his model and had…
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The Purpose of Life (a short story)
Yahweh sighed and slouched back in his leather desk chair, rubbing his snow-white bearded chin thoughtfully. “You still don’t understand, Lucifer,” he said. “Let me run through it again.” He rubbed his temples. His good friend Lucifer sat across the desk from him and toyed with the stapler. Lucifer was a bit brash and naïve at times, but…